CRISPY BRANDS FOR CRISPY BABES

SALES FIXES FOR WHEN SELLING FEELS HARDER THAN IT SHOULD

STRATEGIC BURSTS
FOR OVERWHELMED
FOUNDERS

Profit from your POV

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Profit from your POV 💸🤠💰

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

Doing everything right and still getting crickets?

Something is clearly off.

Let's dive in

HI, I’M ASTRID

Strategic troubleshooter.
Business detective.
Sales-focused thinker.

I’m not your typical strategist, and that’s exactly the point.

I’m here to help you build the brand you actually want.

At Not Crispy Enough, we like to think outside the box, and use our creativity to build something unique that aligns with you, and only you.

We don’t follow industry textbook because we’re not followers, we’re leaders.

My goal is to help you make an income while making an impact with a brand that is actually built to make bank.

If something is slowing you down, I’m going to help you find what’s wrong, so you can move onto the next big thing. And if you want someone to help you build a brand that lasts more than 3 months, I’m there for you too.

Your brand deserves more than half thoughts and half ideas put together, so let’s do the damn thing.

Yaaaassssss

Serving flavor with function.

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Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞

The shortcut from “I hope this works” to “holy sh*t, it’s working.”

WHAT’S GOING ON?

We don’t want available, we want undeniable.

CRISPY
HOTLINE

[DIAGNOSIS]

Something’s off.
You just can’t see it.

TWIST
THE BITE

[DESIGN]

Your business works.
But your brand doesn’t hit

READY TO
SERVE

[STRATEGY]

Nothing works.
We start over properly.

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

How I actually find what’s wrong

I look at everything you’re selling

I check how it’s positioned

I identify what people understand

I find where the friction is

I isolate what’s blocking sales

No fluff, no bullshit, straight to the core of the problem.

This could be you, just sayin’

What my crispy babes said about their experience

"I would recommend you without hesitation to other people, because you are very attentive and you perfectly understand your clients’ needs."

Naomi, Naenaebooks
"I still can't believe I got to book 5 people in my first week coming back to socials. It never happened before. I'm so happy, thank you."

Tracy, ERA
"You understand things so quickly it's almost like you were in my head. I wouldn't have wasted this many month if I'd have known."

Santhiarée, HomeAccess

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Hi, I’m Astrid.

And I truly believe that if selling feels harder than it should, it’s because you’ve been too focused on listening to the crowd instead of yourself, even though they’re lost as fuck.

Most businesses are built on hope and prayer.

But in reality, it all comes down to You because it’s YOUR business, YOUR offers, YOUR ideas.

And that’s exactly what I’m here for: To put you back into your business so you can build the brand you actually want.

Most people who come to me aren’t strategists and they’re not supposed to be. They’re true professionals in their work, like you. They’re inside their business every day. And because of that, it’s almost impossible to see clearly what’s actually working and what isn’t.

I didn’t build Not Crispy Enough for those who want more ideas, it’s for those who want my eyes on their business.

I have a strategic brain, a sharp sense for positioning, and a very low tolerance for noise. I don’t dilute feedback. I don’t gatekeep. And I don’t soften things to make them easier to hear.

If something works, I’ll tell you why. If something doesn’t, I’ll tell you clearly. Take it or leave it.

But one thing to remember: If there’s no reason to buy, they won’t.