SALES FIXES FOR WHEN SELLING FEELS HARDER THAN IT SHOULD

STRATEGIC BURSTS
FOR OVERWELMED
FOUNDERS

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Made to pop, not to blend

✨🍳 🥞 Made to pop, not to blend

Profit from your POV

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Profit from your POV 💸🤠💰

Doing everything right and still getting crickets?

Something is clearly blocking your sales.

Let's dive in

HI, I’M ASTRID

Strategic troubleshooter.
Business detective.
Sales-focused thinker.

I’m here to get you out of your brand identity crisis.

You know this moment where nothing feels clear anymore. So you keep tweaking, adjusting, reworking your messaging, your offers. But somehow, it’s still doesn’t click.

My job is to find exactly where exactly your problem is coming from.

Whether it’s your offer, your messaging, your positioning, or the way your business is built, I identify what’s wrong, cut through the noise, and help you move again.

more, please

Serving flavor with function.

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Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞

The shortcut from “I hope this works” to “holy sh*t, it’s working.”

WHAT’S GOING ON?

Interest doesn’t pay the bills. Let’s find your problem.

CRISPY HOTLINE

Something’s off.
You just can’t see it.

TWIST
THE BITE

Your offer should be working.
But it’s not.

READY TO
SERVE

Nothing works.
We start over properly.

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

How I actually find what’s wrong

I look at everything you’re selling

I check how it’s positioned

I identify what people understand

I find where the friction is

I isolate what’s blocking sales

No fluff, no bullshit, straight to the core of the problem.

This could be you, just sayin’

What my crispy babes said about their experience

"I would recommend you without hesitation to other people, because you are very attentive and you perfectly understand your clients’ needs."

Naomi, Naenaebooks
"I still can't believe I got to book 5 people in my first week coming back to socials. It never happened before. I'm so happy, thank you."

Tracy, ERA
"You understand things so quickly it's almost like you were in my head. I wouldn't have wasted this many month if I'd have known."

Santhiarée, HomeAccess

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Hi, I’m Astrid.

And I truly believe that If your business isn’t selling like it should, it’s not random. More often than not, it’s not a marketing problem, it’s because it feels generic.

No clear point of view, no real personality, nothing that makes it feel specific or undeniable.

And that’s exactly why I created Not Crispy Enough. My job is to tell you exactly where it breaks.

I have a strategic brain, a sharp sense for positioning, and a very low tolerance for noise. I don’t dilute feedback. I don’t gatekeep. And I don’t soften things to make them easier to hear.

If something works, I’ll tell you why. If something doesn’t, I’ll tell you clearly. Take it or leave it.

But most of the time?

It comes down to your POV.

Why?

Because your POV is what gives your business direction, what shapes your offers, or anchors your message. If there’s none, people can’t understand clearly why they should choose you.

And if there’s no reason to buy, they won’t.