STRATEGIC BURSTS
FOR OVERWELMED
FOUNDERS

SALES FIXES FOR BUSINESSES THAT AREN'T SELLING LIKE THEY SHOULD

BECAUSE SOMETIMES, YOU’RE JUST TOO CLOSE TO SEE IT

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

Made to pop. Not to blend.

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Made to pop. Not to blend. ✨ 🍳 🥞

Doing everything right and still getting crickets?

Something is clearly blocking your sales.

Let's dive in

HI, I’M ASTRID

Strategic troubleshooter.
Business detective.
Sales-focused thinker.

Honestly, you’re far too talented for your business to feel this hard to sell.

If it’s not working, it’s not random. Something is off.

My job is to find exactly where — whether it’s your offer, your messaging, your positioning, or the way your business is built.

Because when something doesn’t click, people don’t choose.

And sometimes, yes, it goes deeper than you think.

That’s where I come in.
I identify what’s wrong, cut through the noise, and help you move again.

more, please

Serving flavor with function.

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Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞

The shortcut from “I hope this works” to “holy sh*t, it’s working.”

WHAT’S GOING ON?

Interest doesn’t pay the bills. Let’s find your problem.

TWIST
THE BITE

Your offer should be working.
But it’s not.

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

How I actually find what’s wrong

I look at everything you’re selling

I check how it’s positioned

I identify what people understand

I find where the friction is

I isolate what’s blocking sales

No fluff, no bullshit, straight to the core of the problem.

This could be you, just sayin’

What my crispy babes said about their experience

"I would recommend you without hesitation to other people, because you are very attentive and you perfectly understand your clients’ needs."

Naomi, Naenaebooks
"I still can't believe I got to book 5 people in my first week coming back to socials. It never happened before. I'm so happy, thank you."

Tracy, ERA
"You understand things so quickly it's almost like you were in my head. I wouldn't have wasted this many month if I'd have known."

Santhiarée, HomeAccess

Astrid bergina fondatrice stratégiste designer debout qui regarde au loin

Hi, I’m Astrid.

Most people who come to me aren’t strategists and they’re not supposed to be. They’re specialists in their work, like you. They’re inside their business every day. And because of that, it’s almost impossible to see clearly what’s actually working and what isn’t.

That’s where I come in.

I didn’t build Not Crispy Enough for those who want more ideas, it’s for those who want my eyes on their business.

I have a strategic brain, a sharp sense for positioning, and a very low tolerance for noise. I don’t dilute feedback. I don’t gatekeep. And I don’t soften things to make them easier to hear.

If something works, I’ll tell you why. If something doesn’t, I’ll tell you clearly. Take it or leave it.

But don’t worry, the goal isn’t to tear things down. I’m just going to give you a clean, honest read so you can move forward without doubt.