STRATEGIC BURSTS FOR FOUNDERS WHO CRAVE MORE

DID THE MATH.
YOU NEED A CRISPY
BRAND SYSTEM.

WHERE BUSINESSES ARE BUILT ON MORE THAN HOPE AND PRAYERS

Profit from your POV

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Profit from your POV 💸🤠💰

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

Who tf told you you couldn’t build the brand you actually want?

Because last time I checked, it’s YOUR business, YOUR brand.

You're right

HI, I’M ASTRID

Business troubleshooter.
Strategic designer.
Sales-focused thinker.

I fully believe that the internet creates replicas. And that social media is ruining individuality.

And I don’t want to live in a world where everything is the same so I created Not Crispy Enough.

Here, we put aside trends, aesthetics and virality to focus on who you are, not what performs.

Because a brands with no identity is useless. And I can’t let your talent goes to waste just like that.

At Not Crispy Enough, we help founders with BIG personalities build brands people remember because it feels deeply like them.

Yaaaassssss

Serving flavor with function.

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Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞

The shortcut from “I hope this works”
to “holy sh*t, it’s working.”

WHAT’S GOING ON?

We don’t want available, we want undeniable.

CRISPY
HOTLINE

[DIAGNOSIS]

Something’s off.
You just can’t see it.

READY
TO SERVE

[DESIGN]

Your biz works on paper.
But still not crispy enough.

CRAVING
THE CRISP

[STRATEGY]

Nothing works.
We start over properly.

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

My superpower

Turning boring biz into crispy brands people can’t sh*t up about

I look at every level of your business

I check how it’s positioned

I identify what people understand

I find where the friction is

I isolate what is keeping you stuck

No fluff, no bullshit, straight to the core.

This could be you, just sayin’

What my crispy babes said about their experience

"I would recommend you without hesitation to other people, because you are very attentive and you perfectly understand your clients’ needs."

Naomi, Naenaebooks
"I still can't believe I got to book 5 people in my first week coming back to socials. It never happened before. I'm so happy, thank you."

Tracy, ERA
"You understand things so quickly it's almost like you were in my head. I wouldn't have wasted this many month if I'd have known."

Santhiarée, HomeAccess

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Hi, I’m Astrid.

The one who questions everything.

My role is simple: I ask questions most people don’t ask. Why does this exist? Why did you choose this offer, this price, this direction? What were you trying to make happen? And I don’t want vague answers. I want to understand exactly why things were built the way they were so we can actually pinpoint what’s wrong.

Because most of the time? People didn’t truly build their business. They picked things based on what they’ve seen, what seems valuable and what “should” work. But when you ask why it exists? They don’t really know. I’m sure you don’t either. That’s what I catch immediately. The contradictions. The gaps. What doesn’t actually make sense.

I dig so deep I go back to what you actually master, why your business exists and what you’re really here to solve. We rebuild from there. We’re here to make things work.

So we’re going to it right!