CRISPY
HOTLINE
THE EMERGENCY LINE WHEN SELLING FEELS HARDER THAN IT SHOULD
1-800-CRISPY-LINE
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1-800-CRISPY-LINE 🚨
You’ve done enough.
Sometimes, you just need someone to cut through the noise and point out what’s wrong to you.
You don’t have anymore time to waste, it’s already costing you money
Let’s get “Find the issue” off your list.
You’ve been tweaking and moving things around.
You’ve been staring at the same things for 2 hours.
You’ve been re-reading your own stuff 10 times.
You’ve done everything you’re supposed to do.
On paper, it should work. But it’s not.
Serving flavor with function.
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Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞
You need to make a sale like yesterday
HOW THIS WORKS
STEP 1
You book your spot
You choose the date, the time, you add your infos, you pay and then, your spot is booked.
STEP 2
You’re in! Welcome, babe.
You get my warm welcome and some informations about what’s to come.
STEP 3
Intake questionnaire
Before the session, I’m going to ask you for a deeper take on what’s happening in your business, and more.
STEP 4
It’s time for the session
I ask a lot of questions and you do your best to answer them while I check everything your sent.
STEP 5
Your intervention report
After the session, I write everything down so you can easily have access to what the issue is and what to do.
Most people sell 90 days transformation, coaching, mentorship, frameworks.
I’m not most people, I’ll find your problem in less than 1 hour.
You’re reading it from inside.
I see it from outside.
There are different levels to why a business doesn’t sell. Most people try to fix the wrong one. I make sure you don’t.
$550 USD
My business skills
(aka superpowers)
I say it directly
I promise to say the truth. And only the truth.
I listen
I hear what doesn’t add up.
I filter
Most of what you think matters doesn’t.
I cut the noise
We drop everything that’s not the problem.
I find the contradiction
What you say and what people get don’t match.
Made to pop. Not to blend.
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Made to pop. Not to blend. ✨ 🍳 🥞
Hi, I’m Astrid
I’ve worked in sales. I’ve worked in branding. I’ve seen what makes people buy, and what stops them. Enough times to recognize it fast.
I look at what’s off, and I say it. I don’t need to guess. I don’t drag things out. I go straight to the point.
Because the goal is not to think about it for weeks. It’s to fix it and move.
This is not for you if…
❌ You just started out with no data to back you up.
❌ You don’t have any offer ready to sell.
❌ You haven’t even show up on socials once.
❌ You want someone to do a deep dive into your biz.
❌ You want someone to fix everything for you.
❌ You don’t know anything about your offer.
Let’s Clear Things Up
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A one-hour session where I pinpoint what’s blocking your sales. You leave knowing exactly what’s off and what to change.
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Good. We’ll confirm it or correct it.
Most people are close, but not precise enough to really make a difference when they tweak things. -
No.
I identify the problem and tell you what needs to change.
You implement it. -
Then this isn’t the right offer.
Hotline is for clarity, not full restructuring. -
During the session.
The report follows right after. -
No.
You need to already be selling something. -
If nothing is changing right now, that’s already costing you more.
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Yes.
Show me what you’re currently selling.
That’s enough.
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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough
✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough
Serving flavor with function.
✨ 🍳 🥞
Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞
Stop trying to figure it out alone. Something is off, fix it now.
