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CRISPY
HOTLINE

THE LINE FOR PLOTTING WHAT COMES NEXT

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1-800-CRISPY-LINE

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1-800-CRISPY-LINE 🚨

Plotting your next move?

Call the Crispy Hotline.

Got an idea brewing? Something not clicking? A move you're not quite ready to make without talking it through first?

So... what are we plotting?

“I have an idea…” and I need someone to help me figure out how far I could take it.

“Something feels off…” and I don't want to make my next move until I know what it is.

“Okay, hear me out…” I have a slightly unhinged idea and need another brain on it.

“I know what I want to do, but…” I want to pressure-test the move before I commit.

Serving flavor with function.

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Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞

What happens when I book?

HOW THIS WORKS

STEP 1

Pick your Hot Date

Find a date and time that works for you and claim your spot on the Hotline. No emailing back and forth trying to find a time. Just pick one and we're on.

STEP 2

Tell me What's Going on.

Give me enough context to get inside your head before we get on the Hotline, so we don't spend the first 20 minutes figuring out why we're there.

STEP 3

Pick it. Book it. Pay for it. Done.

Pay for your session when you book and that's it: your Hotline spot is locked in. You'll get everything you need for our call straight to your inbox.

STEP 4

Get on the Hotline

One hour. One Hotline. Bring the question. Bring the chaos. Bring the half-baked idea. Or whatever needs plotting. We'll get into it.

STEP 5

Get your Intervention Sheet

Within 48 hours, you'll get your Intervention Sheet. Basically, everything worth remembering once the Hotline goes quiet.

Basically, you bring the questions.
I bring the pattern recognition.

We ask questions. We pull ideas apart. We connect dots. We pressure-test the move. We look at what you're not seeing. We figure out how it fits into the bigger world you're building.

One hour. One move. A whole lot less “what the fuck do I do?”

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$450

One strategic intervention

60-minute private session
Pre-call intake
Personalized Intervention Sheet
Delivered within 48 hours

What you’ll walk away with

Your Intervention Sheet

Within 48 hours, I'll wrap up the important stuff: what we uncovered, where we landed, my recommendations and the next moves worth making. No frantic note-taking required. I've got you.

A move you actually want to make

Not a list of seventeen things you could do. We plot what makes sense for where you're trying to go and leave you with a direction you can actually act on.

A second perspective on the thing

You've been staring at your brand from the inside. I haven't. I'll question what needs questioning, spot what you might be too close to see and bring another angle to whatever you've got brewing.

The why behind the move

I don't just want you leaving with “Astrid said I should do this.” You'll understand why we're taking that direction, what it's doing for the bigger world you're building and what to keep in mind as you move forward.

Ideas you probably didn't come in with

Because that's inevitably part of the fun. We might start with one question and uncover an opportunity, connection or completely different way of approaching it that wasn't even on the table when you booked.

Made to pop. Not to blend.

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Made to pop. Not to blend. ✨ 🍳 🥞

Astrid bergina fondatrice stratégiste designer not crispy enough

Hi, I’m Astrid. I ask a lot of questions.

The kind that make you stop mid-sentence and go, “Wait…”

I’m a brand strategist and creative director, which basically means I have a hard time looking at an idea without wondering what else is there.

I’ll question the obvious, connect things that didn’t seem connected, poke at the parts that need poking and probably throw a few “okay, but hear me out” ideas into the mix.

I’m not here to make the decision for you. It’s your business, your vision and ultimately your move.

I’m here to help you see the whole board before you make it.

Let’s Clear Things Up

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You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

✨🍳 🥞 You're not bad at business 🤎 You're not crispy enough

Serving flavor with function.

✨ 🍳 🥞

Serving flavor with function. ✨ 🍳 🥞

Still thinking about it?

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CALL 1-800-CRISPY

Maybe we should think about it together.